ALL MY FEELINGS ARE IN CAPSLOCK

(Source: notliketheothers, via communitythings)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’

EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.

YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?

ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

After graduation, when anybody asked if I had gotten a job yet

whatshouldwecallme:

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livingfraternally:

This is FUNNY.

“Did you have something against running away?”

“You start running, they’ll never let you stop. You stand up, you push back. They can’t say no forever, right?”

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"Thanks, it’s my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water."

Liz Lemon (via highfivingmillionangels)

ezraquinncredible:

themetalgentleman:

heyassbuttt:

justanotherwindykid:

OH MY GODPFJS I HAD TO WATCH THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES TO REALIZE IT WAS DOGS AND NOT JUST THE MOP BRUSHES COMING TO LIFE AND SCURRYING OFF

I had to read the caption before I knew what was going on

WHAT THE HELL WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

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Plastic face protection from snowstorms, Canada, 1939

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